How To Be Vitally Interesting

It’s fun being married. JOANNE MARTIN says you needn’t take too much notice of those odd people who tell you it’s kaput, she says they don’t know what it’s all about, they’re too busy going in and out of foggy hallucinations.

To be vitally interesting to your husband, says Joanne, you need first of all to look lovely to come home to, so that when he comes into the kitchen to see what’s cooking he can’t help thinking he’d like to eat you yourself.

Joanne, with her long, honey-blonde hair and her undeniable curves, is indeed a dish. She makes marriage lots and lots of fun, and sometimes in the evenings the television isn’t an absolute social necessity at all.

Remember, says Joanne, that when hubby says, “Let’s switch this rubbish off and play poker,” you’ve proved you know how to be vitally interesting.

Then what?

“Then you need good cards, “says Joanne, “or you’re in for a yell of a time ”

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