What a Doll
Two fellers were waiting for the bus when ANDREA KAYE walked by.
“What a doll,” said one.
“I can’t look round. I’ve got a stiff neck,” said the other.
“You don’t know what you’re missing,” said the first.
So, the second feller made a big effort and turned his head. His stiff neck clicked.
“Caramba, what a cure for seized-up neck muscles,” he said hoarsely.
Andrea was tripping along, looking like the shapely epitome of corking dolly birds, and the second feller’s eyeballs seized up, and when the bus came along he couldn’t see for looking and fell all the way up the stairs.