It’s not only the teenage girls who love the mini fashions, you know. Grown-up girls like housewife JOANANN MARSHALL love them too, and what’s more, look absolutely gorgeous in them.
Naturally, you need to have peekaboo legs.
You also need a kind of off-beat detachment to enable you to ignore the wolf whistles.
Joanann is a Lancashire girl and as is well-known, the Lancashire males whistle louder than any. But at least they don’t go in for all that pinching and nipping. You have to go all the way to Rome for that.
Imagine having to go all the way to Rome to get pinched. Well, some like it.
Don’t try pinching Joanann. You’ll get socked. She bruises easily She’s very fond of art by the way. She doesn’t spend all her time going out and shopping for vegetables. You can still make the most of life.
Some men are lucky. One of them was very lucky. He married her and helps her with her mini shopping. He not only knows what Joanann likes, he knows what he likes too.