Nice To Know
Come here, faceache.
I beg your pardon’!
You heard. Listen, cocky, I saw you.
I daresay you did. I ain’t the invisible man.
You will be if I catch you at it again. You been looking at my girl. Yeah, I was thinking what a nice bracelet she was wearing. I’d like to get one just like that for my mother. What’s her name, by the way? I’d like to introduce myself.
Oh, you would, would you? Why?
Because I’m six feet one and you’re only five feet four. Any other questions? No, none. Sorry I called you faceache. Now I know you better I can see I shouldn’t have. If you’d really like to meet her then her name’s ELIZABETH GALLACHER and she’s extremely nice to know. And see that guy who’s just bought her a drink? He’s six feet three, he’s her brother, and he’s nice to know too. Come on over.
Pardon me, I got a train to catch, I gotta be in the Isle of Man by midnight.