On A Highland Fling
Young and golden secretary ANN WILLIAMS was on a Highland fling, staying in a cottage with a view of a wide, green glen.
She was getting lots of fresh air and making friends with Highland steers. There was one called Angus. Solid as a house he was and as gentle as a baby calf as long as you didn’t ride a motorbike all over his pasture. Ann wanted to take him home with her.
So, she rang her mother. Her mother said well, you’ll have to keep him in the garden, they couldn’t possibly have him indoors. So, she went out and measured the garden and Ann went out and measured Angus.
Then they returned to the phone and compared measurements and found that Angus was twice as big as the garden.
So, Ann brought home a mini-kilt instead.